BREAD AND SPECTACLES

As I was growing up it wasn 't difficult to understand the nonsense of that "brilliant" concept of eurovision. I think it is a waste of time (who has free time to attend the whole program), money (who want to send a message to vote) and mind( who consider the result has any importance)





**Tips to create a favori song for eurovision


1.) choose as a singer a very cute man or woman, who will also dance while singing


2.) choose a light- pop song


3.) the music should make audience dancing and repeating the refrain


4.) dress: male singers have to wear blue jean and white t-shirt (if they are handsome enough the t-shirt is not necessary)


female singers have to wear mini dresses with many fringes


(a nice idea is also changing clothes during the spectacle)


5.) behind the singer a group of trained dancers should go up and down helping the singer be more attractive


6.) pay a nice wage to a special team of experts who would support the song with a prototype idea which would impress the audience


7.) try to convince everybody that the song IS a favori song and NOBODY can disagree about that truth.





So, come on ... Hug the heart in eurovision 's logotype and start singing your favorite refrain...





...otherwise, have a look at the title...